Ask the Battle Mistress

((Doubling down, here:

I want to thank all 179 of you who’ve followed me and everyone else who has helped me along the way. This has had some ups and downs but, for the most part, it’s been really fun.

Just … thanks. All of you))

((This is what I get for announcing a hiatus, isn’t it?))

Indefinate Hiatus: Take 2

Really, there’s no point to me pretending this blog actually serves any purpose right now. I’m not the sort of person to engage with the RPs on my dash and I’m not a fan of begging for asks or other kinds of audience participation.

I have a lot of sympathy for something Irelia posted recently:

http://askthewilloftheblades.tumblr.com/post/19769298810/so-a-bit-of-ooc-rambling-i-dont-know-what

The askblogs simply aren’t where they were when I got started and I haven’t moved with the times.

Edit: I’m also deleting my other blog. That thing just never went anywhere.

Truly outrageous.

Truly outrageous.

Yes, naturally.
Karthus channels unimaginable power; Caitlyn lines up the perfect shot; Malphite sends his “Unstoppable” charge my way … and the press of a button means their efforts are wasted. Not all at once, of course, but that’s something I have R and D working on.
To not only defeat your enemies but to humiliate them too. It’s a wonderful feeling.

Yes, naturally.

Karthus channels unimaginable power; Caitlyn lines up the perfect shot; Malphite sends his “Unstoppable” charge my way … and the press of a button means their efforts are wasted. Not all at once, of course, but that’s something I have R and D working on.

To not only defeat your enemies but to humiliate them too. It’s a wonderful feeling.

themightoffrejlord:

asktheoak:

ask-maokai:

This is outrageous!

I know this feeling all too well.


Same here.

This is something of a constant for me, though I hardly work to change that fact.

crusaderkayron:

sivir *w*

One of my favourite shoots, I think.

That said, I’m still rather glad the Institute spared me Shauna’s indignity.

I will end you, Orange.
No amount of citrus fruit will make it “K” once I’m done with you.

I will end you, Orange.

No amount of citrus fruit will make it “K” once I’m done with you.

OOC: I finally did it

I’ve been thinking about making an OC for a little while now but haven’t really been able to bring myself to do it. Well … here she is:

http://asksummonerkayrin.tumblr.com/

Don’t feel obliged to follow, as this is mainly intended for RPing, but I’ll certainly do my best to answer any asks you’re kind enough to throw my way. Her background will probably be up in the next couple of days.

Were I less appreciative of your efforts, Summoner, I think I might have to ask you just how you acquired these items outside of the Fields. The Institute of War would hardly be pleased to know that its specially sanctioned equipment is being bought and sold in such a manner.
The Battle Mistress greedily eyes the plethora of equipment before her. This would certainly go a long way to offset the week’s anticipated pain.
I wouldn’t worry about that, though. It’s hardly in my interests to let harm befall, perhaps, the only summoner I’ll deal with this week who actually understands my preferences.
Sivir bows her head to her visitor; a gesture of respect.
You have my utmost thanks, Summoner. I could not have asked for kinder words or richer gifts.

Were I less appreciative of your efforts, Summoner, I think I might have to ask you just how you acquired these items outside of the Fields. The Institute of War would hardly be pleased to know that its specially sanctioned equipment is being bought and sold in such a manner.

The Battle Mistress greedily eyes the plethora of equipment before her. This would certainly go a long way to offset the week’s anticipated pain.

I wouldn’t worry about that, though. It’s hardly in my interests to let harm befall, perhaps, the only summoner I’ll deal with this week who actually understands my preferences.

Sivir bows her head to her visitor; a gesture of respect.

You have my utmost thanks, Summoner. I could not have asked for kinder words or richer gifts.